I HATE THE FUCKING PLUS LOTION KID!!! FUCK THE PLUS LOTION KID!!!!!!

I fucking hate the plus lotion kid. Why? I can think of one thing.
The kid is ugly as shit. I mean look at this face. Tell me this doesn't look like a fucking nuisance.

Kyg ykij ghag, blg sorry i just turned on colemak.
I have a cold, and I need tissues. Every time I reach for one, I have to stare at this sonuvabitch before getting a fucking tissue. But Puffs Plus Lotion are the only decent tissues out there so I gotta use them anyway. I cut off the kid from this box of tissues just so I don't have to look at it. It also lets me be beat it to death individually without destroying the tissue box. note: i'm not gonna finish this lol